Just Remember....

That your own well-intentioned advice will always come back to bite you in the ass.

Useful Tip #33

NEVER, under ANY circumstances - no matter how tipsy you are, no matter how bad the mind-numbing, bone crushing pain is from your cute, strappy sandals, or how nice the place appears to be - walk into a "public" restroom barefoot.
It's just asking for trouble.

Random #999

I have to admit that I find it intensly amusing when AOL spell-checks my emails and the spell-check zeros in on my name (Tabitha) it wants to replace it with Absinth.

(Geek)

(Freaky Geek)

Ignore the inner dialouge that I've chosen to type. I'm sick with a nasty cold & punchy.