8/23/07

The Sweet Sounds of Morning Conversation

Me: (laying in bed, stretching, yawning) I got absolutely no f*cking sleep last night.


Rav: (laying in bed, stretching, yawning) I think I slept OK. Until that little bitch Dora woke me up! The TV was on all night and I didn't hear a thing, but I heard that sh*t at 6:00 a.m. and popped right up.


Me: (now laughing) Me too!!! I had finally fallen asleep and that f*cking song woke me up out of a dead sleep.


Rav: (now getting pissy and singing) F*cking "Dora, Dora, Dora the Explorer!"......"I'm the map, I'm the map, I'm the map. If there's a place you gotta go, I'm the one you need to know. I'm the map". F*cking Dora. I hate that little b*tch.



Me: (laughing uncontrollably and thinking to myself that this would make great blog fodder).



It's the little stuff, you know? The little stuff like cursing like sailors at 6:20 a.m.

It truly is the sign of a great day ahead.

16 ripples in the pond:

jen said...

hilarious. we've had such similar conversations - i truly think it's the only way to cope with all the evils of kid crap. enjoy your beautiful day.

deb said...

When mine were little it was Barney. Hope the day got better,

phenom said...

C'mon, vamanos! Everybody let's goooo!

Her Grace said...

That's some sweet, sweet pillow talk there!

Dora at 6 AM definitely requires profanity.

Tabba said...

the day is definetly looking up...in all seriousness :)

thanks for the hilarious comments!!

Lacey said...

Wow...I can't imagine waking up to Dora-how annoying! Awesome morning talk though-how funny!

Joker The Lurcher said...

my son had a tape called alphabet park which had a variety of songs including one about harry the happy horse which i still can't get out of my head!

Beck said...

Dora. She is SUCH a screamer. We think she lives in a steel foundry.

flutter said...

LOL dora is so annoying, I am totally with Rav.

phenom said...

ahh... TV Funhouse FTW!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sb7eLgaddI4

Pgoodness said...

LOL! Ah, being able to swear like sailors - priceless!

Aliki2006 said...

Dora at 6:00? Ye gods...that's horrendous.

Slackermommy said...

My kind of marital bonding!

Oh, The Joys said...

My kids don't even watch it and they know all about her. Ugh!

Magpie said...

So who left the TV on all night??

I'd want to jump out a window if I heard Dora at 6am.

Tabba said...

I'm usually the culprit....Rav usually falls asleep before I do. And last week Nick At Nite had a week long marathon of The Cosby Show. I fell asleep watching it, which means that Nick jr. was ready to bless us at 6:00 a.m. with our little pal Dora.