10/11/06

You Better Run. You Better Hide.


I just had to share this, quickly...


My sinuses/allergies are doing the mambo all inside my face, head and throat. They're having a rip-roaring good time. Which means, I'm not having a good time. Quite frankly, I feel like shit. Now, my kids (especially Connor), being so sensitive and understanding, have figured out that the best way to help mommy is to be as demanding as humanly possible and about as impatient. It's 10:48 a.m. and I'm already done for the day. I'm sick of the demands. I'm sick of hearing, "Mom, will you do me a favor? Mom will you get me a snack? Mom can I have a cuppy?" and the oh-so lovely, "BUT I WANT TO PLAY THE GAME NOW!"

This is bull. It's all I can do not to pluck out every hair on his body. One by one. Which leads me to what happened next......
Connor comes downstairs from the bathroom. Which means he has nothing on the lower part of his body. (he has to take off his pants & underwear when he goes. don't ask me....ask his father). For whatever reason, he refuses to turn his clothes inside out. I was sitting here, writing my computer post, he walks over & holds up his underwear for me to fix. I didn't jump right on it as I was typing in mid-sentence. So, the cute little turd decides to shove his underwear in my face. Hot damn, it's on brotha. I took the cute little underwear, and put them on his cute wittle head and pulled them down over his face. Little shit.

Don't F$%* with me today, kid. So far, it's not looking too good for you.
Next thing you know, he'll be getting a swirly from me.

2 ripples in the pond:

jen said...

aaah..sweet mama. try and carve out a little nap time somehow..(maybe tie them up - those discarded clothes must be good for something)

Pippajo said...

Hey there, I've been sick too (diff kind though), but it's The Viking I'm ready to swirly. The kids have actually been very sympathetic this time around.

Hope you fee better soon!

When I saw the title of this post I got all excited! It's on my favorites play list.