Here is my solution: to buy a Shrek mask, put it on and scream this at the top of my lungs: "I live in a swamp. I put up signs. I'm a terrifying OGRE!!!!! WHAT. DO. I. HAVE. TO. DO. TO. GET. A LITTLE. PRIVACY?!?!?!?!?!"
*crickets*Not funny? Not even a little? Oh, well. I tried.
3 ripples in the pond:
Yeah, well, wait until they finally go off to school all day and then you sit around MISSING THEM like an idiot!
It's like I'm just DETERMINED to be miserable!
"But I'm an ogre!" is a well worn phrase in our house as well as "FYI, Not my fault."
pippa - I, too, am determined to be miserable! And I love your company!!!!
gill smoke - LOVE it! Ogres RAWK.
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