Something From the Bar??

There's nothing like a day of school shopping with a 4-year-old, a 2-year-old, an overbearing mother and a husband doing damage control to make you feel like becoming a lush. Mom pushed me over the edge, the kids pushed me over the edge and my husband pushing me, all in the hopes of making me laugh pushed me over the edge. I'm ready to fall into a kiddy pool filled with Gin & Tonic and floating limes.
The only thing I'm looking forward to doing tonight is sitting on my big fat, space station of an ass. And maybe, if he's lucky, my husband.

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